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Read in the local paper that Roman Polanski was paid 2 Swiss Francs per day while in prison. The Swiss prison is also very classy. Not bad to live in luxury and get paid too. Never mind if no freedom. The best part is after all the photos
Guess what this is?
It's a new Prison in UK ! Is this supposed to be a deterrent?
Prison vs Work Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. | @ PRISON
| @ WORK | | You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON
| you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK
| | You get three meals a day fully paid for @ PRISON | you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ WORK | | You get time off for good behavior
| you get more work for
Good behaviour
| |
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON
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@ WORK You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@ WORK | | You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON
| you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK
| | You get your own toilet
@ PRISON
| you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ WORK
| | They allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON
| you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family @ WORK
| | All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON
| You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK
| | You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
| you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
| |
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
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@ WORK
They are called managers
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