Sardarji jokes - Laugh Till You Drop

Posted by V.Prashannth-The Avatar Tuesday, April 27, 2010

1.

Last Note by Santa

Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket.
Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died.
"You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. He unfolded the note and read a loud, "You're standing on the Oxygen Tube !! "

2.

Sardar On a Plane

There were 3 Men on the plane with Sardar. So the Sardar asks one man,

Sardar: What has your county done?

Man#1: Oh nothing we made planes go up in the skies.

Sardar: REALLY?!

Man#1: No, just a little below.


Sardar asks another man,

Sardar: So what has your country done?

Man#2: We made Buildings touch the sky.

Sardar: REALLY?!

man#2: No, No just a little below.

So MAN#1 and MAN#2 asks so Sardar what has your country done?!

Sardar: Oh we can make people eat from the nose.

MAN#1,MAN#2: REALLY?!

Sardar: No,No just a little below.

3.

Santa - banta jokes

Mix Santa - banta jokes

Titanic was sinking. 

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? 
Santa: 2 KMs. 

Englishman jumped into sea. 
Englishman: Now, which direction? 

Santa: Downwards! 

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