An insect falls into a mug of beer...

African : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Japanese : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.

Indian: Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass, blames it as long term ISI operation, terms the insect as a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and vows to defend every inch of the glass and every drop of the beer and demand that US should declare Pakistan a terrorist state.

A new Bihari lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.

So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he didn't know how to put it in English..

He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class..........

The Collections of Thattuvangal...

* Engineering Collegela Padichi Engineer Agalam. Aana Presidency Collegela Padichi President Aga Mudiyuma???

* Bus Stop Kitta Wait Panna Bus Varum... Full Stop Kitta Wait Panna Full Varuma??? 

* Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum 

* Oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Sathama Korratai Vittalum... Un Korattaya Nee Kaekamudiyadhu.... 

* Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma??? 

* Enna Than 500 Km Speedula Puyal Kathu Adhichalum, Cycleluku Pump Vachi Than Kathu Adikanum.... Enna Ulagam Idhu... 

* Auto Driver Ala Auto Otta Mudiyam!!! But Screw Driverala Screw Otta Mudiyum A??? 

* Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu..

* School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aanna Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu........ 

* Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum?? Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!! Idhuthan Valkai 

* Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Shoola Kondu Pohamudiyumaaaa? 

* Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu....

A RICH INDIAN INTO A NEWYORK CITY BANK AND ASKED FOR A LOAN OFFICER. HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO EUROPE ON BUSINESS FOR TWO WEEKS AND NEEDED TO BORROW $ 5000. THE LOAN OFFICER SAID THE BANK WOULD NEED SOME SOME SECURITY FOR SUCH LOAN. THE INDIAN THEN HANDED OVER THE KEYS TO A ROLLS ROYCE THAT WAS PARKED ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE BANK. EVERYTHING VERIFIED AND THE LOAN OFFICER ACCEPTED THE CAR AS COLLATERAL FOR THE LOAN. AN EMPLOYEE THEN DROVE THE ROLLS INTO THE BANK'S UNDERGROUND GARAGE AND PARKED IT THERE. TWO WEEKS LATER THE INDIAN RETURNED,REPAID THE $5000 AND THE INTEREST , WHICH CAME TO $15.41. THE OFFICER SAID " WE DO APPRECIATE BUSINESS AND THIS TRANSACTION HAS WORKED OUT VERY NICELY,BUT WE ARE A BIT PUZZLED. WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, WE CHECKED & FOUND THAT YOU ARE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE. WHAT PUZZLES IS YOU WOULD BORROW $5000?" THE INDIAN SAID:" WHERE ELSE IN NEWYORK CAN I PARK MY CAR FOR $15.41?

i've some doubts.. 
SHARE ME :i've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows) 

4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars? 

3 Cockroaches r going in a line the
first cockroach sings ASHIK BANAYA
song then remaining 2 Cockroaches
dies..

do you know why?
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because ASHIK BANAYA is a HIT song